Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Mirror Mirror On The Wall

This will be a running post where I give you the best, the worse and the ugly around the world of sports.

Even with an oddity occuring tonight, like the Lakers draining 3's against the Bobcats, all I could think of was how much Troy Murphy looked like Jar Jar Binks.  Tell me I'm not crazy.

Best moment in Super Bowl XLVI.  Tom Coughlin goes street and hugs it out with Flava Flav.

Monster beats by dre LeBron James 23 Limited Edition Dull Gold

Nike Foamposite Lite KryptoNate

Blake Griffin as The Incredible Hulk

the unreleased Incredible Hulk Movie poster starring Mr.Griffin

Don't make me mad or else I'll turn into a green freaking beast!!

see I'm starting to transform....

I can't control it the blood is feasting...

grahhhhhh!!!! the Hulk will eat your food


 ride on my back.. I'll carry you all to the Finals..

The Hulk face with a dunk

(crying) wahhhh!!!!... I told you not to make me mad.. the girls are teasing me.. wahhh!!!

take my Ferocious  Hulk Dunk!!

take my Retarded Hulk Dunk!

Mens D&G Sunglasses

Mens New Era Cap Hurley

Mens New Era Cap AS

Blake Griffin Monstrous Dunk Over Perkins

Once again the The Overrated Dunker of the year owned the highlights but this time I agree... it was a sick monstrous dunk that even Perkin will love to watch it. Probably Perkins will make a highlight video on it and will to his kids and future grand kids.. hey I'm the the guy humiliated by Mr.Griffin.

Graaahhhhh!!! The Godzilla Dunk!!

another angle... guess who's gonna get owned  and be added to my humiliated collections 

most defensive you say?

taste my 2weeks unwashed short!

ohh.. I love the dunk.. I'm excited to see it in the daily highlights..
I already told my bros to give me a record and post it in youtube...

Griffin's INSANE dunk of the year!

Mens New Era Cap NY

Nike Air Jordan 13 XIII Retro Michael Jackson Black White

WOMENS- Christian Louboutin Mamimo 140 Platform Shoe Boots Purple

Monday, January 30, 2012

I Just Wet My Pants

Since the last 2 days in the NBA has brought out Dunk of the Year candidates, I now question you as to which one you think is the best dunk of all time in game.  I will also show off my feeble vocabulary by seeing how many synonyms I can use instead of posterize, facial, wall-paperize...

1. Blake Griffin daddy-rizes Kendrick Perkins

2. Vince Carter teabags Weis

3. Baron Davis headshots AK47

4. DWade pulverizes Varejao

5. LBJ disregards the whole Cetlics team

Got more candidates?  Tweet me as to who you think deserves to be on this swag-filled list of dunks and I'll post it up!

January 23 - 30 Week Wrap Up - Sleepless, Too Much Sports

5am has never been so
exciting without a girl
1. On Top Down Under
Novak Djokovic is the greatest of all time.  Just Djoking.  Ha.  But he's pretty good.  The world No.1 survived a battle tested and grueling 5 hour and 53 minute Mens' Finals against No. 2 ranked Nadal to earn his 5th Grand Slam, winning in 5 sets (5-7, 6-4, 6-2, 6-7, 7-5).  This is his 3rd straight Grand Slam dating back to last year's Wimbledon and US Open victories.  The trend from previous victories over Nadal was once again present.  A punishing return on Nadal's weak 2nd serve and a constant attack on Nadal's backhand kept the Spanish off balanced and often frustrated at his inability to dictate points.  The historic match, longest in a Grand Slam Final, was littered with amazing rallies that often left me and McEnroe in awes during the point.  The only advice I have is to give Djokovic's girlfriend more airtime.  She's a joy to watch.

In the Women's screaming final...I mean tennis final, Victoria Azarenka dominated and won her first Grand Slam, defeating the beloved Sharapova (6-3, 6-0).  Not only that, Azarenka is now the the world No. 1, trumping the Woeful Wozniacki (based on her performances in Grand Slams).  Azarenka also deserves more airtime, especially during her interviews.

2. No Hitting, No Fun
All Star weekends are boring. How is it exciting to watch 2 of the more physical sports in the world if we take away all the physicality and then throw in a bunch of athletes who don't care but still charge extra dollars to watch it.  Both the NHL and NFL had their All-Star weekend, but it's been a long time since I've been entertained.  I'd rather watch Jared Allen in a club doing the dougie with Ilya Bryzgalov doing the play by play.

D12, you don't have to lie.  We all
know you want out.
3. Magic Losing Games, And Dwight
I saw this coming once the Magic blew a 29 point lead in Boston in the half.  Since then, they've lost against the Pacers and the New Orleans by a total of 47 points.  D12 has called out his team, the same team he doesn't want to play for.  Yea, I don't get it.  Lakers fan should rave about this as this only increases the chance that he'll leave.  But come on Dwight, what do you expect from Hedo!

4. I Am Applying To All NBA Teams As A Free Throw Coach

If you watched the Bulls-Heat game, you'll know what I'm talking about.  A fantastic game by both teams had one of the worse endings I've ever witnessed.  Rose and Lebron both missed 2 free throws that would have gave their respective teams the advantage during the closing minutes of the game.  Further more, a phantom whistle by the refs resulted in a jump ball between Gibson and LBJ.  How pathetic is that.  Oh wait, the Bulls STILL had a chance to tie it after Chris Bosh nailed 1 of 2 at the line.  But if all the preceeding events weren't enough of a clue, Rose had a terrible last possession and the Heat escapes as the Beast of the East.  My neighborhood 5 feet and under league would've had a better finish than that.

Gold Rhodium Beads Jesus Christ Icedout Cross & Virgin Mary Rosary Chain

Dirty Yellow/black Checkered 80s Studded Leather Belt

Timberland Boot Wheat White

Womens Nike SB Heels Low Red / White

Bulls vs Heat, Jan. 29th